In the Emperor's name, let none survive.

My name is Michael, I am 19 years old.
I like kendo, Warhammer 40k, and metal.
I speak English and Japanese, and am steadily teaching myself Korean. I am obsessed with language, especially those which don't belong to the English language sub-family.
I am extremely passionate about beer. I am a home brewer and one of these days, I hope to open my own brewery and sell my beer.

I post a lot of assorted and varied things. Including a lot of tabletop gaming, especially Warhammer 40,000 and Dungeons & Dragons, also Dark Heresy and Rogue Trader.


Venerate the immortal Emperor.

Ouch. Flat on my face again. I need to take a good hard look at myself. I’m so embarrassed. Someone wanna shoot me in the foot? I mean I already have but I have 2 feet so…

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its cute, but you know, if it becomes anything, be careful. you know how you are, and you know what happened because of it. i dont want you being hurt, or you letting her fall for you like you did me and then crushing her soul.

With us it was an issue of incompatibility towards the end.
You wanted affection I just could not deliver comfortably. 
You took on hobbies and things I could tell you didn’t enjoy but you convinced yourself you enjoyed them so you could please me.

What am I supposed to do? Not date her solely because our relationship and it’s close caused you pain?
I can’t just halt my life and of course I need to be more careful, but it’s not just a problem with my emotions, Imogen, it was yours as well.

Neither of us has a problem. 
We both are just different emotionally and when it comes to affection etc. We both have different demands and preferences.

i’m worried for you. fix your emotional shit. dont break her heart or i’ll stab you in the nuts.

If anything, she’s more likely to break my heart. After all, she could just go off back to Japan and forget about me.
Or this might simply just not work out. I mean, it is a DATE, which only COULD be the beginning of a relationship. It’s not a legitimate relationship proposal or anything.
I’m only so excited because no one has ever approached me for this sort of thing before and I honestly thought it’d never happen. Kinda feels like winning Tattslotto, you know? You think it’ll never happen, but then it does and you’re all like “OH MY FUCKING GOD THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED HELL HAS FROZEN OVER OH MY GOD!”

I mean obviously I’ve never won Tattslotto and neither have you, but I’d imagine this is how it would feel XD

I’m buying her a 1kg easter egg and if I can’t get my hands on one soon enough then I’ll be simply buying her enough easter eggs to equal the price of a 1kg easter egg cause she’s never had an easter and no one bought her any easter eggs, and of course I’ll be paying for food and drinks and stuff obviously, but I’m so excited to do so I’ve never been so excited to spend money before.

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clockworkjester:

sapient-wartortle:

clockworkjester:

My university has no gender studies classes, and yet gender studies wankers exist here and god is it fun to antagonise the shit out of them.

What have you said?

Some dickhead spouting some shit…

Tell them that men are raped as frequently as women.

Oh, believe me, I did. 
The results were fantastic.

I CAN’T TAKE HER BROKEN ENGLISH CUTE/FLATTERING TEXT MESSAGES THEY’RE SO CUTE

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clockworkjester:

sapient-wartortle:

clockworkjester:

My university has no gender studies classes, and yet gender studies wankers exist here and god is it fun to antagonise the shit out of them.

What have you said?

Some dickhead spouting some shit about patriarchy.
Then I said the patriarchy doesn’t exist.
A shitstorm ensued as expected. Except to my surprise, most people were on my side. 
Male feminists make me so sad. I hope they may one day find their lost backbones.

True true. I’m surprised a group of them didn’t gather around you and pull a fire alarm in order to silence you.

He actually asked me to take an actual test to “check my privilege” and I nearly went into cardiac arrest from laughing so hard.
Then he asked me to have my opinion cited by people from other ethnicities to which I replied “Is my opinion not valued because I am white? sounds kinda racist if you ask me.” Which stirred the shitstorm even further.
In short.
My abs hurt from laughing so hard.

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sapient-wartortle:

clockworkjester:

My university has no gender studies classes, and yet gender studies wankers exist here and god is it fun to antagonise the shit out of them.

What have you said?

Some dickhead spouting some shit about patriarchy.
Then I said the patriarchy doesn’t exist.
A shitstorm ensued as expected. Except to my surprise, most people were on my side. 
Male feminists make me so sad. I hope they may one day find their lost backbones.

groteleur:

Strange Ways to Insult People in Other Countries >

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Strange Ways to Insult People in Other Countries >

My university has no gender studies classes, and yet gender studies wankers exist here and god is it fun to antagonise the shit out of them.

You haven’t lived until you’ve taken a piss with a glass of kraken on the rocks in one hand…

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wunderbrot:

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.
to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

Accurate.

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that
You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut



A+ gif usage.

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fargreencountryswiftsunrise:

fallenwithstyle:

deductionhunters:

theskeletonsareafterme:

zelamish:

wunderbrot:

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.

to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

Accurate.

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that

You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut

A+ gif usage.

I am so happy right now, that tonight I am drinking to SUPPRESS my happiness because I’m just way too fucking happy. 
What is my life? It’s too good right now. I need to worry more or else shit won’t get done.

"I’m not drunk I’m chillin"

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me when I’m drunk (via joseguwop)

the-darker-it-gets:

Devin townsend ladies and gentleman

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Devin townsend ladies and gentleman

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