October 2011
Oct 30th
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Everyone is at school, except those lucky enough...
THAT MEANS IT IS SAMURAI CHAMPLOO TIME!!! But first, a quick anime rant: I was sad Cowboy Bebop is over (still am completely heart broken and empty.) but thankfully my Cowboy Bebop obsession led me to Samurai Champloo, which is by the creator of Cowboy Bebop, also, some of the team worked on the Kill Bill movies (correct me if I am wrong) hearing this, I knew it would be an INSTANT WIN. It...
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Bushfire Season Fire Brigade paperwork done.
Oct 29th
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Ricky Cisco: When Should You Shoot A Cop? →
rickycisco: That question, even without an answer, makes most “law-abiding taxpayers” go into knee-jerk conniptions. The indoctrinated masses all race to see who can be first, and loudest to proclaim that it is NEVER okay to forcibly resist “law enforcement.” In doing so, they also inadvertently demonstrate…
Oct 29th
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If the U.S. government didn't need a 'permit' to...
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Anonymous asked: well that sounds about as stupid as fuck all anything.
Oct 28th
Anonymous asked: Michael extreme fitness? sicknining! Great for you! I hate myself though, so doesn't aplly, fuck you skinny looking bitches. YAY! GREAT!
Oct 28th
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MICHAEL'S ULTIMATE MAXIMUM EXTREME FITNESS 101
I am slightly underweight (by about 5kgs) I have terrible iron balance and am 6 feet and 3 inches tall. Here is my healthy eating/exercise regime! Physical Activity: Guitar, games, being angry, sleeping. Eating: Breakfast: 90% of the time, nothing. But sometimes an Up and Go, and rarely bacon and cheese, sometimes egg.  Lunch: Nothing, mostly. Sometimes a bag of chips, ice cream, soda,...
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Worst luck with random dungeons...
Healer shitting me, letting me die, talking to some other guy about PHYSICS not even shitting you. DPS Paladin dies, people ask him why he is shit poor, he says “My gear is broken…” Then he complained about my gear, and left. No one else has problems with my gear but that guy…
Oct 28th
Healer gets me killed twice. The second time, he...
Oct 28th
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My celebrity enemies
I was thinking today, about all the celebrities I hate. So I will put them here… Charlie Sheen: Disgusting person, unfunny and as 2 dimensional as a person can be. He is one of many causes of the many things that are wrong with kids these days, particularly young men. Martial ‘Eminem’ Mathers: A horrible person, greedy and fake to the bone. Says he has shitloads of problems,...
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How I usually talk to my mother...
We (my friends) were all playing WoW and on teamspeak. I was (and still am) in horrifyingly agonising pain due to some unknown stomach illness I seem to have contracted. Mum was aware of this, because I was frantically raiding the cupboards for painkillers and antacid earlier. She walked into my room, in the middle of me raging at my healer at the time, and said.
Mum: Michael, how's your stomach?
Me(without muting the mic): Not much better.
Mum: What are you doing?
Me: Raging at my dickhead healer and this fucked up rogue messing up my tanking all the time.
[meanwhile, everyone in Teamspeak was hearing the conversation and trying to talk to me at the same time]
Mum: Riiight... well, if you need a drink, don't be lazy, go get one...
Me: MUM! MUM! I DEMAND THE HEALING PROPERTIES THAT ONLY GREEN TEA CAN OFFER! BRING IT TO ME!
Mum: Get it yourself.
Me: No! I need some sort of magical healing something... my stomach feels like it's full of razor blades...
[Everyone in Teamspeak laughing...]
Me: I have bigger problems! LIKE THIS FUCKED UP PARTY!!!
Mostly everyone in Teamspeak: Shit, Michael, you rage every time you are in a dungeon. This game makes you so angry [much laughter]
Me: I HAVE A STOMACH FULL OF RAZOR BLADES AND A PARTY FULL OF RETARDS! I CAN NOT POSSIBLY BE CALM RIGHT NOW!!!
Oct 28th
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My NTSC Super Nintendo has arrived!
Now all I have to do is wait for my 120v adapter to arrive and I can finally play SUPER METROID! Among other games that I loved as a child, like Chrono Trigger and Link to the Past!
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