April 2011
crashingcallmeriot asked: lets dance. i mean talk, lets talk.
Apr 29th
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OH MY GOD JONNE! PLAY.THAT.LUTE!!! NEVER STOP!!!...
Apr 29th
Me and Ben talking about the Viking bar i will...
Me: I DONT CARE IF I DIE LIKE THAT! ITS BETTER THAN WHAT GOD HAD IN STORE FOR US ANYWAY!- thats something a true Viking would say... see?
Ben: No a true Viking wants to die in battle. Valhalla, remember?
Me: Oh yeah... well a bar fight counts as a battle in my books!
Afterthought: There was much laughter all around and everyone lived happily ever after. Except me... i died in a barfight with a viking twenty years later.
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Here we had built our cottages and saunas From the...
Im in that kind of mood.
Apr 29th
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VODKA! You are feeling stronger! VODKA! No more feeling bad! VODKA! Your eyes are shining! VODKA! You are the REAL MAN! VODKA Wipes away your tears! VODKA! Removes your fears! VODKA! Everyone is gorgeous! YEAH! VODKA! DRINKING IS GOOD FOR YOU! The violin in this song is awesome XD
Apr 29th
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Bens advice is always gold.
Ben: Meh lifes goes on.
You'll find another girl that deserves you I'm sure.
And if need be.
You can always get on your horse.
And trample someone to cheer you up.
Me: AND KEEP ON GALLOPING!!!
Apr 29th
Anonymous asked: I think you are a wonderful person.
Apr 29th
Anonymous asked: what people dont seem to realise is, hardcore music is soooo easy to write. you don't even need a fucking drumset! its all just loops and shitty guitar riffs XD
Apr 29th
I take rejection as a compliment.
Because girls only want to be with dickheads these days.
Apr 29th
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What i need right now;
Is someone to come and jam with me…  no talking, just communicating through instruments. Guitar solos speak louder than words.
Apr 29th
Anonymous asked: oh yeah, and hardcore music is terrible.

bring me the horizon will be punished for their sins one day...
Apr 29th
Anonymous asked: *wriggles* you like korpiklaani! thats so rad! are you into pirate metal and stuff? alestorm and such? if you're into celtic/folk metal i can link you some awesome, AWESOME bands, cos my metalhead friend is reeally into all than n.n
Apr 29th
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You can Dome in the morning, you can Dome in the...
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ListenRichard Cheese being told off by his sound guy for...
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satanicmajesties: lol @ the people who ~*don’t care*~ about the wedding just because everyone’s talking about it and they don’t want to ride the bandwagon you don’t even have a valid reason. plus, if you really don’t care, then you wouldn’t post about it at all. going around declaring “i don’t care” makes me think that you do care. Very true. I care about the Royal Wedding (It makes me...
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“Studies have shown that people who watch a lot of pornography have lowered sex...”
– Alex Jones
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HA.... HA.... HA.... HA.... HA!
People avoid me lately. Because im “paranoid”… Because i fear the government, and want to be told the truth… I wish everything could be fixed, but the world is too far gone now.
Apr 28th
How are people obtaining all this royal wedding...
Apr 28th
Learning to play Wish you were here on my banjo.
its awesome
Apr 28th
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Feeling pretty cool now that i know Macbeth is...
The witches told Macbeth that none of women born could stand in his way. So in the last few acts when it all goes to shit for him, he goes on a rampage. But then someone reminds him Malcom was not born naturally. He was “ripped from the womb” (Basically he was a C-Section baby) so he was not of women born… Then Malcom proceeds to kick Macbeth’s arse. I was a...
Apr 28th
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Jimi Hendrix got me out of detention at school...
I had a detention from my art teacher because i had not handed in a homework sheet that was due today. So she gave me a detention. That lunch time i showed up at detention, sat down, and took out my art folio to work on my Jimi Hendrix portrait (The draft of it anyway) The portrait features Jimi with a joint in his mouth, his eyes closed and a bandana around his head. He is wearing that awesome...
Apr 28th
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Being friends with someone you love is hard.
Because you want to be more. And they just want to be friends. But you want to be more than friends… and its hard to think you will only ever be friends with them. And the day they mention some guy and you say “Who’s he?” and they say “Hes my new boyfriend.” Thats when you dont know what to do anymore. Even though i dont know what to do now. Not talking hurts,...
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What is the average tumblr height? put a tally by...
silencelikedarkwaters: omgdanicaaa: eatmyfuckingstilettos: invisiblechickens: 5 foot or less: | 5’1”: ||| l l 5’2”: l l l l  5’3”:||||  5’4”:|| | 5’5”: III 5’6”: III 5’7”: III 5’8”: I 5’9”: I 5’10”:I 5’11”:I 5’12”:l 6’ foot plus: | I feel small. I feel lonely.
Apr 27th
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Ill never be loved. Here is why:
- I am not emo - I cant shut up about how pissed off i am at how controlled we are as a society. - Im too old fashioned. - Care about womens rights too much. - I do what i want in regards to music, clothing, lifestyle. - I couldnt give two shits about celebrities unless they have done something for me. - Will never shut up about fluoride in our water supply and what it does to us. - I blew...
Apr 26th
Anonymous asked: Who is this Jessica you speak of?
Apr 26th
Anonymous asked: Aliens are amoung us
Apr 26th
WatchWatch
dontaskwonttell: turn on, tune in, drop out. Marvelous!
Apr 26th
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Oh good! the judges on the show hated their act!...
Apr 26th
WANNABE ROCKERS GET THE HELL OFF MY TV! TAKE THAT...
Apr 26th