June 2011
kanin-hale asked: hey dude what sort of tickets did you get!?!? :D
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My awesome joke
Ben: LOLOLOLOLOL
Me: OI! shut up, i have a joke.
Ben: yeah?
Me: Okay, so, this guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender "ill have a Corona Extra thanks."
Ben: and?
Me: Then another guy walks into the same bar and sits down next to the other guy. He says to the bartender "hello, ill have a pint of guiness thanks!"
Ben: ............ yeeeah? annnd?
Me: and then the first guy turns the the second guy, and says "Did you watch the game last night?" to which the second guy replies "No, i missed it, i had work." So the first guy says "Oh. Thats a shame. Well, there's always the next one."
Ben: .................... right.
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Lewis: Ooooh, mysterious... thats a bit of foreshadowing for whats to come...
Simon: So, Hannah... has to introduce herself to us, and inform us about whats going on around Loudwater...
Hannah: Okay-
Lewis: Maybe we've like, stumbled across her picking berries, and like... now im, like... raising my mace threateningly... im INTIMIDATING her...
Simon: Why would you intimidate her? shes this, like... harmless frail pretty girl... shes got her cat with her, shes picking berries... and the FIRST thing you do... is jump up behind her, FUCKING WAVING YOUR FLAIL AROUND and ROARING... in her FACE!
Lewis: NONONONO i think shes like... this slanty eyed...sneaky looking half-elf like-
Simon: WHAT!? YOU CANT SAY THAT!?!
Lewis: Is that like... racism?... towards half-elves?
Simon: YES!!! YES IT IS RACIST!!! ask her in character.
Lewis: Okay... *robot voice* Identify yourself...
Hannah: Ummm hello.... im like... picking berries... and im like... from the village thing... over there..................................... dont hurt me.......
Lewis: *robot voice* Oh........... sorry.
Simon: Brilliant... what a brilliant emotional exchange
Simon and Lewis play D&D
Simon, his character is a bard named Dylan (after Bob Dylan): *Bob Dylan impression* Helloooo... My name is Dylan... who the hell are you?
Lewis: *Robot voice* Hello... My name is Brick... I am a robot...
These guys take it another step, putting on voices and shite, and its friggin hilarious XD
They are such awesome comedians : P
Blind Guardian - The Lord of the Rings
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– ‘Annihilation’ - A Perfect Circle (via truthintheillusion)
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Ritika - Movement, Stream or Flowing water
That is a fucking beautiful name with a beautiful meaning <3
Lisa, from Elizabeth - The Oath of God.
Natalie - Christmas child (…I was born in…
Michael - He who is like god/he who looks like God/he who is God I reckon my names awesome, if i dont say...
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ziggyofthestardustkind-deactiva asked: You are pure cool.
Seriously.
Seriously.
